This movie cracks me up.  Every time.  What a funny, funny man Leslie Nielsen was.

When you read these quotes, try to imagine Frank Drebin’s voice (if you know what I mean).

[offering a cigar] Vincent Ludwig:  Cuban?
Frank:  No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

Jane:  I’ve heard police work is dangerous.
Frank:  It is. That’s why I carry a big gun.
Jane:  Aren’t you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank:  I used to have that problem.
Jane:  What did you do about it?
Frank:  I just think about baseball.

Boom boom.

Image and quotes from The Naked Gun, From the Files of Police Squad, 1988, Paramount Pictures